OneBigBone

Jumpstart: Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.  - Terry Pratchett

The recent plague of sickness and busy-ness has really kept me occupied from updating. Work load was getting more, but i’m not sure if the pressure and stress is amplifying more than it should.

I must say i’m a bit of a workaholic, and i tried to work during weekends when i’m suppose to rest or have fun.

Hence, the missing updates.

Ok, i lied a bit. Just a bit.

I have also been occupied with a new adult toy that i bought from Sg. Wang.

Its something personal you know.

It has always been a dream for me to have those adult toys.

Malaysian made Carmen Soo

Not only because with this adult toy you get the attention from lots of pretty girls, you can also make yourself high from it by looking at it’s effects.

Before buying, my gf hesitated, asking me to reconsider again since i already have one, not as big and powerful but kind of still usable and we used it quite often together, i must admit we were quite satisfied with it.

But to get more HIGH, we would need a bigger and better one.

Now, I bet you were wondering where in Sg. Wang sells adult toys right? Well, there were quite a number of shops in Sg. Wang, you will just need to walk around and open your eyes more.

And since no one manufacture it in malaysia, there is a dealer that bring in these adult toys directly from HK, and it ain’t cheap.

In total i spent few thousand ringgit for this adult toy, and I have since never regret upon it.

I believe my gf loves it too, and occasionally will plays with it whenever i whooped it out from it’s hiding place.

Every 1 that has one of this is on the dark side as the model of the adult toy starts with D, all the darth vaders.

I have now officially steped in to the dark side.

D80 in action.

Nikon D80

You dirty bastard.

Happymah!~

I have always like taking pictures.

Always liked to.

When i was young, my family has this film camera that is able to support up to ISO400 (if i am not mistaken) that i used to play with.

And when i have it in my hands, i’ll get trigger happy.

Reeaal….. trigger happy.

Whether if it is loaded with film or not.

Canon 450D

I vividly remembered that at one time, i got into trouble because i was just too snap happy.

My mum had just changed the film and we were on our way somewhere.

in just about 15min in the journey in our car, i have already snap up about 15 shots of the possible 36 shots of the film.

that’s like 1 snap per minute.

That triggered my mum to explosion.

I was kicked out from the car and got a beating for that, on top of that was force to use the rest of the film instantly.

that was one of my most memorable camera moment.

about nearly 20 years down the road, i am still that same trigger happy kid where ever i get my hands on a camera.

Even when i get my hands on mobile phones with camera.

Snap only……

Mum, I'm going to war.

Luckily, we don’t use films anymore, or else i will get sakai-ed by the camera owner.

So i now i intend to get myself a good DSLR camera to satisfy my snappy fingers.

And also to be able to take high quality pictures of naked girls, unlike edision chen’s lousy camera.

The problem with photography and DSLRs is that it’s a dam freaking expensive hobby.

Do you think thousands enough for him ah?

If you are not ready to spend thousands of ringgit on cameras, then you better buy a more comfortable pillow for you to have better dreams.

Being not that rich, i believe i would need to save up for months and possibly years just to get the camera i want.

I’m still doing my research on which model and brand i should go - while trying to figure how to become a professional gigolo get extra income.

But for now, i do need to get hands on extra cash.

For those in a similar situation as me or those who wants to know how to get more jobs or get your dumbass hired, maybe you should try to read some dumbass publication on how to get hired by a dumbass.

No joke, it’s full of jokes.