A while back, satkuru did wrote some stuff on his encounter with a policeman who found his name to be quite “unexceptable”.
“kenapa tak diberi nama Johnny ke …?”
…
“Bapa bagi ??? Bila kamu ini balik kampung nanti, pergi marah bapa. Tanya kenapa tak diberi nama macam Johnny …“
Anyway, few days back, my gf forwarded me something interesting.
It was a article on bbc news again - i seem to enjoy the findings and articles by bbc, they are quite entertaining.
The article was titled “NZ judge orders ‘odd’ name change“.
Apparently, there was this small little 9 year old girl, who managed to get an injunction in a court to overrule the given name to her by her parents - which she hated with her guts.
Her name?
Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
Notice all the capital letters of each word?
Thats her FULL name.
Which sane parents will give their child such an idiotic name??!!
Come on! The parents got to be more than dead drunk to name their child as Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
That name just bloody expose her to tons of teasing and embarrassment.
Just imagine the teasing she is getting.
She was so embarrassed that she refused to tell her friends her name and went simply by “K”.
Kesian betul la.
Worst if you could imagine that when she grows up and become a doctor DR. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Patients would just die of laughter instantly.
Apparently this is not the first case in NZ, there were previous names that was given by Mars-coming-parents to their earth child.
Some of the examples :
Yeah Detroit
Stallion
Twisty Poi
Keenan Got Lucy
Sex Fruit
Fat Boy
Cinderella Beauty Blossom
Fish and Chips (twins)
Sex fruits???? Fish and Chips????
It must be a crazy world down there at New ZeaLand and it seems that its a trend there to give their child bizarre names.
I’m just amazed what people can do.
Satkuru must be dam lucky his dad never name him “Nasi Lemak” or “Cicak Man Upside Down”.
Happymah!~