jump start: Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004).

For the past few years, probably about 5 to 8 years back, I developed a set of rules about female, regardless of age.

I name it “The 3 Golden Rules of Females”.

As the name implies, it has just 3 basic rules to accurately describe a female, and if a person cannot see if a female fits with this set of rules, then that female is… lets just say “extraordinary”.

Now, rules has to be build base on facts and evidence that the rules really apply and exist to guide us as we live our lives.

Be it the law of the country, the unwritten rule in a society or the rules of a game they all exist based on facts and evidence of extensive research or experience to achieve certain intended objective.

Like wise, to give credibility to the rules i come sense with, i applied and shared this 3 golden rules on all the females that i had experienced with through out my life.

Wait. i think that sound a bit wrong. I mean i applied these rules on female characters (including my mum!) that i had come to know or observed before.

And after at least 5 years of not so continuous research and experimenting, i can safely announce that the rules are indeed valid.

Don’t believe me?

Try it and apply it and see if i’m giving your sense a kick in the ass.

The 3 Golden Rules of Females:


Read my mind you idiot!

1) Every female, thinks that you can read their mind! You are always “suppose” to do or say something that should be either “logical” or “proper” or “responsible for” when they never say a word or even a hint about it.

2) Every female has a characteristic that is easily identifiable within a reasonable short period of time. What characteristic ? They either like to shop, talk, cute stuff, colorful stuff, sleep…. you name it. it’s just identifiable.


I’m NOT thin!

3) Every female will never admit they are thin. NEVER! No matter how thin or how fat they are, somehow or somewhere they will find fat for you. They will tell you that my thigh is huge la, hands flabby la, neck like elephant trunk la, all those nonsense. But never complaint that there is too much fat on the chest. However there is an exception to those who REALLY look like bambo sticks, half of them will admit that they are thin. (NOTE: just thin, not OVERLY thin.)

Leave a comment and let me know if i’m right or wrong, chances are i’m right.

Challenge me!

Happymah!~




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